#Dating2K16
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| Dating is a tough game to play in 2K16 |
Dating in 2016 is equivalent to playing Russian roulette
with a fully loaded gun. It’s definitely going damage you in some form or fashion. Needless to say, it's a hell of a risk! Dating pretty much sucks.
You’ve all heard the horror stories from your boys’ or your homegirls’ in great
detail about dating in this ratchet era. Let’s face it, times have changed and
people just aren’t the same. People aren’t taking the time to get to know each other,
hell people aren’t even taking the time to get to know themselves. Everything seems so rushed and out of order. If we really
sat down and thought about it, there are areas in our personal lives that need
extreme makeovers, before we let someone take up residence in our hearts and
mental spaces. The conditions in which we live in foster such a microwavable
life. There's not much time for anything. Or American work/life balance is completely off and causes for man and female relationships to have a strain. All dudes wanna do is chill and all chicks want to do is give the
impression that their relationship is hashtagable i.e, #relationshipgoals. Ever since Beyonce’ told ya’ll: “I can have another you on a minute, matter fact he'll be here in a minute…” ya’ll ran down the
fifty yard line with them lyrics and started replacing people faster than members of Destiny’s Child circa 2001.
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So what does dating look like in 2016? A MEME, a stupid
MEME. People are getting advice on relationships from MEMES. It’s the dumbest,
lamest, bull-shiggity I’ve encountered in the 21st century. And guess
what? People are eating it up like a sit-down with Oprah, Dr. Phil, and Steve
Harvey at a single's retreat hosted by Iyanla. To
know that the strength of your relationship comes from a MEME should frighten
you. I know it gives me conflicting
emotions. Let’s take a look shall we...
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This is Stupid
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| This on the fence about this one |
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| This pretty much sums it all up |
In a nutshell, I don't have the energy to date right now, I need to power up and start over in 2K17.
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